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Mr. See and Mr. Soar were old friends

Mr. See and Mr. Soar were old friends. See
owned a saw and Soar owned a seesaw. Now
See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar
saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar
seen See’s saw before See saw Soar’s seesaw,
then See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s
seesaw. But See saw Soar’s seesaw before
Soar saw See’s saw so See’s saw sawed Soar’s
seesaw. It was a shame to let See see Soar
so sore because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.